Ukuhamba kungumsebenzi onempilo, omangalisayo, akunjalo? Kodwa ungase utholakale ohlangothini olubi lomthetho, ubungoze ithikithi, kuhle, noma uboshwe. Akuzona zonke lezi zokuhlukumezeka ezihambayo ezokukubeka ngemuva kwemishayo, kodwa ungathola amakhomishana avele enkantolo.
1 - Kungani uMgwaqo we-Walker oMgwaqo? I-Jaywalking
Unecala, udumo lwakho. I jaywalk, njengabafundi bami abaningi ngokusho kwe-poll. Nginokuhlangenwe nakho okuningi okuseduze nokufa ngenkathi ngidlula ngokusemthethweni nabashayeli bamabhayisikili abahamba ngezinyawo bejika ngakwesokudla, abashayela bejika ngakwesobunxele, abashayeli abangangiboni emgwaqeni. Ngicabanga ukuthi ngiwela ngaphesheya komgwaqo lapho kunezindlela ezimbili kuphela zokubheka ithrafikhi ingaba ephephile. Ngenhlanhla, lokhu akuyona into eqondile. Uma ufisa ukugwema ithikithi, hamba kuphela emigwaqweni ekhonjiwe futhi ulalele noma yiziphi izimpawu zokuhamba ngezinyawo.
2 - Ngingubani? Iphutha
Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ulandela ikhala lakho, imephu, noma i- GPS , ungaqeda lapho ungafanele khona. Ngilandele lokho okwakubonakala sengathi kuyindlela yomphakathi futhi kuphelile emphakathini ovulekile, obhekene nabalindi bokuphepha. Ungase ugcine uphenya phansi okungalungile kwesibhamu esiphethwe ngumninikhaya ophazamisekile ocabanga ukuthi ungumgqekezi noma ushukela ngemuva kokulandela indlela ephelile ngasendlini yabo. Hlola amehlo "Izimpahla Eziyimfihlo" futhi "Ayikho Amacala" lapho uvala umgwaqo. Ungathembeli imephu (ephrintiwe noma i-GPS) ukukutshela ukuthi umgwaqo noma indlela isesidlangalaleni noma uvinjelwe ukufinyelela. Ungakufaka ejele futhi udinga ibheyili.
3 - Ungathathi izibhamu zakho edolobheni - izidakamizwa zokuhlukunyezwa
Ungase uthwale isikhali esingekho emthethweni futhi awuqapheli. Mhlawumbe ukuthi ukupenda kwe-pepper kwakungokomthetho endaweni yakini, kodwa akusikho lapho uhamba khona edolobheni. Ummese wakho we-Swiss Army wawungokomthetho futhi uwusizo waze wabuya ngokusebenzisa i-City Hall ukuze uhloniphe le mural entsha, ngakho waba isikhali samaphekula. Ungase ube nemvume yokufihla okufihliwe isibhamu, kodwa kungase kungavunyelwe uma uthatha indlela ngokusebenzisa impahla yesikole. Ukuze uphume ejele, kufanele ucwaninge futhi wazi umthetho kulawo nalowo mandla ohamba ngawo.
4 - Sicela Ungadli Ama-Daisies - Ukubhujiswa Kwezindawo Zomphakathi
Thatha izinkumbulo kuphela bese ushiya izinyawo nje kuphela. Ungakhethi izimbali zasendle endaweni yomphakathi. Zilapho ukuze sonke sijabulele. Hlala endleleni futhi unganyatheli utshani noma isinqamuleli ukuphendula. Lawula isilwane sakho. Fundisa izingane zakho ukuba zithande futhi zihloniphe imvelo, hhayi ukuyihlwitha bese uyiyisa ekhaya. Uma uphula leli, ufanelwe ithikithi noma uhambo oluya ejele, encwadini yami.
5 - Ngeke Bayiphuthele - Ukubamba
Uke wakhetha i-apula, utamatisi noma i-daffodil egcekeni lomakhelwane, ngaphandle kwemvume yabo? Yeka, isela! Uthole amaphuzu omhlaba onomnikazi ofanele okufanele uzame ukukubuyisela? Mhlawumbe kungukuthi "abagcini bokuthola, abalahlekelwa yizinyembezi," kodwa mhlawumbe kuba ukweba. Udinga ukuqinisekisa ukuthi yini oyithathayo ekhaya ishiyiwe ngempela. Uma kungenjalo, ungase uyichazele ijaji ngenkathi ugqoke i-orange jumpsuit.
6 - Uma Uhamba-Ukuvulwa Kwemphakathini / Ukuvezwa Okungavamile
Thina abantu abanezinkinobho ezincane abathanda ukuthatha izinyawo ezinengi bangakwazi ukuzitholela ohlangothini olubi lomthetho. Nakuba ukuhamba okusheshayo ehlathini eliseduze kungase kubonakale kungenacala, kunezindawo lapho kungakusiza khona ukuboshwa futhi, esimweni esibucayi kakhulu, esecaleni lobugebengu bobulili.
7 - Ngiyahamba ukuze ngikuthole lokho! Ukuhlaselwa
Ukuhlaselwa kuchazwa njengamazwi noma izenzo ezenza abanye bacabange ukuthi usongela ukulimaza. Lokhu kungenzeka kanjani? Ngithi ngiyahamba emgwaqeni lapho umshayeli ebuyela ngokushesha ehamba phansi, efuna ukungishaya. Ngimemeza futhi ngimgulisa isibhamu sakhe, ngilandelwa ukugcoba izingodo zami kuye. Ushaya 911 kumakhalekhukhwini wakhe. Manje ngifanele ngikutshele leli phoyisa elihle.
8 - Masithole I-Physical - Ibhetri
Ibhethri uxhumane ngenhloso nomunye umuntu obangela ukulimala noma okucasulayo. Ake sithathe isimo esifana nalokhu ngenhla - imoto isondela emuva emgwaqeni. Umshayeli uphuma emotweni, futhi siqala ukukhamuluka. Ngithukuthele kangangokuba ngimkhafulela. Lokhu kuyamcasula futhi kungaholela ekukhokhiseni ibhetri. Noma, ngingamshaya ngesigxobo sami sokuhamba ukuze ngibuyele emuva. Lokho nakanjani ibhetri. Ungavumeli abahamba ngezinyawo ukulingana nomgwaqo bakuthumele ejele. Ukuphefumula okuphephile yingxenye engcono yeqhawe.
9 - Ukuzulazula Okumnyama Nekhululekile - Imithetho yeLeash ne-Scooper
Abahamba ngezinja kumele baqaphele imithetho yokuchitha imfucuza noma yezilwane noma kuphi lapho behamba khona. Amathikithi nezinkokhelo kungenzeka, njengoba begwetshwa uma inja yakho ibamba noma ubani. Mhlawumbe ngeke uhambe ejele, kepha isilwane sakho singase sibe nesibalo uma sihlasela umuntu noma inja. Yiba umngane ophetheyo esifundeni sakho bese ulandela imithetho ye-pooper scooper ngokwethembeka. Qeqesha isilwane sakho isithende bese uhamba ngesikebhe esifushane.
10 - Ukumisa okwesikhashana - Ukulanda
Uqedile ukuhamba kwakho okude okuqeqesha futhi manje ujabulela ukuhlala epaki, abantu bebukele. Kodwa i-Officer Friendly ithinta ibhentshi ngebusuku bakhe ebusuku futhi ikutshele ukuthi sekuyisikhathi sokuhamba. Awusaphinde uphumule, ulahlekile. Abahambahamba bangaphinde bagijimise imithetho ye-curfew, ukuvulwa kwepaki kanye nezikhathi zokuvala, neminye imithetho yasekhaya ehlose ukugcina abantu bangabeka ikamu. Cishe akusizi ukuthi u-sweaty, u-smelly, futhi ugqoke i-t shirt shirt endala. Vuka ukubonga isikhulu esihle futhi uhambisane.