Thola Uphefumlelwe Ngalezi Zingcaphuno Ze-Running Humorous
Thola ezinye ukuhleka kulezi zicaphuno ezihlelekayo:
1. "Akungabazeki ukuthi ubuchopho nezinye izicathulo zibalulekile ekuphumeleleni kwe-marathon, nakuba ngabe kufika ekukhethweni, khetha izicathulo. Abantu abaningi baqedile ama-marathons abangenawo ubuchopho kunokuba bangabikho izicathulo."
- UDon Kardong
2. "Engxenyeni yokuqala yomncintiswano, ungabi yi-idiot. Ngxenye yesibili, ungabi wimp!"
-Scott Douglas, ekusebenzeni ama-marathon
3. "Gijima njengokungathi kukhona umuntu oshisayo phambi kwakho nesikhulu esiphezu kwakho."
-Bheka i-T-shirt yomgijimi
4. "Abagijimi abaphuthumayo benza abagijimi abagijima ngokushesha babheka okuhle.
-Angaziwa
5. "Noma iyiphi idiot ingakwazi ukugijima, kodwa kuthatha uhlobo olukhethekile lwe-idiot ukugijima imarathon." -Angaziwa
6. "Ukugijimela ngeke kuxazululwe zonke izinkinga zakho. Kodwa futhi futhi, ngeke kwenziwe imisebenzi yasekhaya."
7. "Udokotela wami wangitshela ukuthi ukugijima kungangeza iminyaka empilweni yami, ngicabanga ukuthi uqinisile.
- uMilton Berle
8. "Angigijimi. Futhi uma ungibona ngigijime, kufanele uqale nokugijima futhi ngoba kukhona okungahle ngikuxoshe."
9. "Uma itholakala emhlabathini, sicela uhudule uze uqede umugqa."
- Bheka ngemuva kweT-shirt yomgijimi
10. "Kuyinto enengqondo ukubala abantu njengoba udlula kubo." Ngokuzwakalayo. "
-Adidas
11. "Ukugijimela okuhle kufana nendebe yekhofi ... Ngine-nicer eningi ngemva kokuba nginalo."
12. "Iminye imilenze yami inguKenya."
-Bheka kwisitika se-bumper
13. "Ukugijima kungenxa yabantu abangahlakaniphile ngokwanele ukubukela ithelevishini."
-Victoria Wood
14. "Inkathazo ngokugijima yilokho ngesikhathi ubona ukuthi awunalo isimo, kude kakhulu ukubuyela emuva."
-Franklin P.
Jones
15. "Kungani ungangeni ngemvume ku-401K?"
"-Ngingeke ngikwazi ukugijima kuze kube manje."
-Scott Adams, Dilbert (4/2/01)
16. "Angigijimi. Futhi uma ungibona ngigijime, kufanele uqale nokugijima futhi ngoba kukhona okungenzeka kungixosha." - ezinye izici
17. "Kuyinto intaba. Thola ngaphezulu."
- Bheka ngemuva kweT-shirt yomgijimi
18. "Uma uhamba ngamamayela angu-100 ngesonto, ungadla noma yini oyifunayo.
Kungani? Ngoba: (a) Uzotshisa wonke amakholori owadlayo, (b) uyakufanelwa, futhi (c) uzolimala maduzane futhi emuva kokudla okukhawulelwe noma kunjalo. "
- UDon Kardong
19. "Uma leli gquma linalo igama, khona-ke mhlawumbe liyindlala enhle kakhulu."
-Marty Stern
20. "Kumgijimi, umqubu ohlangothini ufana ne-alamu yemoto. Kubonisa ukuthi kukhona okungahambi kahle, kodwa uyayishaya indiva ize ihambe."
- Angaziwa
21. "Uma ugijima esitokisini esilandelayo eduze kwami, impendulo nguYebo ... sigijima."
- ezinye izici
22. "Qala kancane, bese ucindezela."
- Walt Stack
23. "Khumbula, into yesibili ebaluleke kakhulu ekukhetheni isihlangu esifanele, ukhetha ngakwesobunxele."
- Umqeqeshi wesikole esiphakeme kubagijimi bakhe
24. "Inkathazo ngokugijima iwukuthi iqhwa liphuma engilazini yakho."
- uMartin Mull
25. "Ukugijima kuyasiza kakhulu, kungcono imilenze yakho nezinyawo zakho, futhi kuhle kakhulu emhlabathini.
- uCharles Schulz, "Amantongomane"
26. "Ukuhamba ibanga elide kunengqondo engama 90% yengqondo kanti enye ingxenye iyisiko."
- Rich Davis
27. "Ukugijima kungenza ngizizwe ngingathandi uma ngifuna ukubulala abantu."
-izinkampani
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