Ukusekela abagijimi be-marathon ngamanye amahlaya
Abagijimi beMarathon bathanda ukufunda izibonakaliso emcimbini wokuncintisana ukuze basize ukuqeda i-monotony. Uma uhlela ukubukela imarathon , yenza ezinye izimpawu - abagijimi bayokuthanda ngakho. Izibonakaliso zemibukiso emihle zihlale ziphazamiseka okuhle . Nazi ezinye imibono:
- "Ezingqondweni zethu, nonke ningamaKenya."
- "Izinyawo zakho zilimaza ngoba ukhahlela kakhulu!"
- "Imilenze yakho izokuthethelela ... ekugcineni."
- "Ungavumi - abantu babukele."
- "IParade Elibi Kakhulu"
- "Chafe manje ... dumisa kuze kube phakade."
- "Akukona ukuthuthumela, amafutha akho amangqamuzana akhala."
- "Unamandla! Shayela mina!"
- "Shesha, asikho i-brunch"
- "Gijima njengokuthi utshontshe okuthile."
- "Memezela uma ungagqoke izingubo zangaphansi"
- "Lena umsebenzi omningi webhanana yamahhala"
- "Izinkokhelo zingezona zezinsikazi."
- "Shesha up ... ubhiya uphelelwa!"
- "Punch lapha for amandla" (nge bullseye)
- "Ungakhetha i-chess"
- "Ama-blisters ama-Braille ayesabekayo"
- "Kungcono ngidle ama-pizza angu-26.2."
- "Awuphuzi. Uvele ujabulele inkambo."
- "Yeka ukufunda lokhu futhi uqhubeke usebenza!"
- "Beat Oprah!"
- "U-Puke no-rally!"
- "Ungakhathazeki, ama-toenails agxilile."
- "Gijima njengokungathi umuntu akuxosha."
- "Ugijima ngamarathoni ... ngiwabuka ku-Netflix"
- "Gijima ngokushesha ... ngisanda kuvele."
- "Ukuthuka kuyinto sexy."
- "Uma bekulula, ngizokwenza."
- "Nika njalo u-100%! Ngaphandle kokuthi unike igazi"
- "Uqeqeshiwe isikhathi eside kunomshado kaKim Kardashian!"
- "Kwangathi inkambo ingaba nawe!"
- "Shesha! Abantu bakulindele!"
- "I-Humpty Dumpty yayinezinkinga zodonga , futhi!"
- "Amahotela nama-burgers ekugcineni"
- "I-WTF? (Iphi i-Finish?)"
- "Ukuhlala ubusuku bonke ukwenza lesi sibonakaliso kunzima, futhi."
- "Jikela! Kuyisicupho"
- "Gijima njengombaleki"
- "Akudingeki usebenze kusasa!"
- "Ufikile lapha ... ungase uqede!"
- "Gijima! Kukhona umuntu omuhle phambi kwakho nomfana onomuntu ohamba phambili ngemuva kwakho."
- "Izingubo zamahhala uma ungagqoke izingubo zangaphansi"
- "Awukho cishe lapho." (kubonwe emayela 1)
- "Hamba U-Random Stranger, Hamba!"
- "Ngangicabanga ukuthi lokhu kwakuyiMarathon 'kaMthetho noMyalelo!'
- "Ngoba u-26.3 uzoba"
- "Ayikho uhlelo lokusebenza lokhu, qhubeka usebenza."
- "Ukuphela kuseduze." (Uphawu olugcinwe ngumuntu ogqoke njengeGrim Reaper engamakhilomitha angu-21 we-2010 Marine Corps Marathon, eyayiseHalloween)
- "Hamba manje, iwayini kamuva"
- "Uma ungithanda ngempela, uzogijima ngokushesha!"
- " Izigqoko ezimnyama ziyi-sexy"
- "Smile, ususanda kunabo bonke abantu abasemva kwakho"
- "Musa F @ # & It Up!"
- "Ama-shoelaces akho avuliwe!"
- "I- Ice baths nama-cookies ekupheleni!"
- "Gijima njengokungathi isandla sifike emhlabathini bese sithatha isifuba sakho!"
- "Thatha ikhebhu. Yishesha!"
- "Gijima njengoba ugijima ama-squirrels!" (ngesithombe senja)
- "Run Forrest Run!"
- "Akekho okwenze wenze lokhu!"
- "Lesi sikhangiso siyashesha kakhulu ... kuphi lapho kuhamba khona?"
- "Yeka ama-marathoners, masinya! Abagibeli bezimoto badla konke ukudla!"
- "Usuvele ukhona! (Yilokho akushilo!)"
- "Uhamba ngendlela engafanele!"
- "Kumakhilomitha angu-26.1 kuphela!"
- "Memezela uma ungagqoke izingubo zangaphansi!"
- "Zama !! Zombies zikuxosha!"
- "Gijima njengokungathi othile uvele akubize ukuthi ugijima."
- "5 kuya ku-1 ujikijela ngaphambi kokuthi lokhu kuphelile"
- "Memezela uma uthanda kancane"
- "Ngizama nje ukweqa umgwaqo!"
- "Kwangathi inkambo ingaba nawe" (ngesithombe se-Yoda)
- "I-High Fives $ 5"
- "Cabanga ukuthi lokhu kunzima? Zama ukukhula ngama-bangs!"
- "Hey Stranger, ngiyajabula ngawe!"
- "Thatha isitimela ... sisheshe!"
- "Gijima njenge-iPhone yakho i-1%!"
- "Ngaphambi kokuhlala emgwaqweni .... bhekani uphila!"
- "Gijima kalula. Ngeke uwine!"
- "Uma ngiyigijima, nguNkulunkulu, nawe ungakwazi."
- "U-Chuck Norris akazange agijimise umncintiswano."
- "Izimali eziyizigidi ezingu-100 ekupheleni!
Ukubamba nje ... qhubeka ugijima! " - "Kuzozizwa kangcono uma uyeka ukulimaza."
- "Ngeke sitshele noma ubani owelile"
- "Shesha, baphela ukudla emgqeni wokugcina."
- "Zonke izikhonkwane ziya ezulwini"
- Smile! Khumbula ukhokhe ukwenza lokhu! "
- "Ngangicabanga ukuthi uthele ngamakhilomitha angu-2.62"
- "Le marathon yayiyoba mnandi uma bekungeyona yokusebenza"
Funny Marathon Izimpawu zezingane
Uma izingane zakho zijabulela umama, ubaba, uthisha, noma enye i-marathoner ekhethekile, nansi izibonakaliso ezithile ezihlekisayo ukuba zibambe.
- "Sukuma, Mama! Silambile ... futhi singcolile!"
- "Umama ugijima ngokushesha kunomama wakho!"
- "Umama wami uphapheme kakhulu!"
- "Akuyona nje eqinile ... Mama oqinile!"
- "Ubaba wami uphuthuma"
- "Shesha, sifuna ukuya ku-Magic Kingdom!" (kubonwa ku-Disney marathon)
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