Wake wake waya endaweni yokuzivocavoca phakathi nobusuku? Mhlawumbe akunjalo, ngoba iningi labantu lenza umsebenzi wabo endaweni ethile phakathi kuka-5: 00 ekuseni no-10: 00 ntambama
Abantu obabona ejimini ngosuku ngalunye bayabonakala futhi banomgomo owodwa: Ngena, phuma, uye ekhaya.
Akunjalo nangomunye umkhawulo we-spectrum yempilo: ubusuku besikhombisa noma abantu abasebenza ngezindlela zokusebenza ezahlukene.
Landela le mithetho engezansi futhi uzoyifaka phakathi kokuzivocavoca kwakho phakathi kwamabili ngaphandle kokuqala.
Yenza
... sebenzisa ukuqapha lapho uhamba ngemoto yokupaka. Kungumnyama futhi mhlawumbe kungenalutho, ngakho-ke qaphela indawo ozungezile futhi ucabange ukuthwala imilenze noma ikhwelo ukuxwayisa abantu egymini uma ucabanga ukuthi kukhona okungalungile.
Yenza
... gqoka izingubo zokugqoka ezifanele. Umshwalense wakho wesigqebhezana nomfishane we-boxer ungase ubonakale kufanelekile ngo-1: 00 ekuseni, kodwa kuzobangele ukukhathazeka phakathi kwabalimi bomzimba njengamanje ebhentshini ecindezela izikhathi zakho zesisindo somzimba ezine.
Yenza
... hlambulula umshini uma usuqedile. Lokhu kubonakala kungenasi-brainer, kodwa ubuchopho bakho busebenza kahle kangakanani kulelihora?
Yenza
... shayela amazinyo ngaphambi kokuba ufike. Akekho okhathalelayo uma izingubo zakho zifanelana noma izinwele zakho zibambelela ku-clumps zasendle. Noma kunjalo, ukuphefumula akuvunyelwe ngisho nangama-4: 30 ekuseni. Uma ukhathele kakhulu, mane nje udle amanye amazinyo ngaphambi kokuba usuke ekhaya.
Yenza
... ulethe okuthile okumele ufunde ngenkathi uhamba ungena ndawo esiteji-stepper. Uma kungenjalo, uzoqeda ukubuka ama-infomercials ngezinwele zokufiphaza nokuzivocavoca ebhodleleni (futhi CHA, akusebenzi ngempela).
Yenza
... faka izisindo zakho kude. Ngenxa yokuthi abasebenzi beqembu abakhona lapho bebona ukuvukela kwakho okuncane akusho ukuthi umphefumulo ompofu ngeke kudingeke ungene ngemuva kwakho ukuhlanza.
Nikeza abasebenzi bezemidlalo ukuphumula.
Yenza
... sebenzisa iklabhu engenalutho ukuze ujabule kancane nokuzivocavoca kwakho . Kule hora, ugijima endaweni, ngakho kungani ungazami lowo mshini owawunamahloni kakhulu wokuwasebenzisa emini yamahora?
Musa
... faka efonini yakho ngenkathi usebenza. Akekho ozokholelwa ukuthi usekholi lebhizinisi ngo-2: 00 ekuseni
Musa
... uhlale unqunu ku-Jacuzzi yomphakathi. Kungenzeka ukuthi nguwe kuphela lapho, kodwa abantu asebekhulile bazoqala ukuthululela kahle ngaphambi kokuntwela kokusa komfula. Uzobambelela kuleyo nto amahora futhi akekho ozokwazi ukuthi angakufuna kuphi lapho ungabonisi emsebenzini.
Musa
... zama ukuthatha abangabazi. Phakathi nobusuku, imithetho evamile ayibonakali iyasebenza futhi ungase ulingeke ukuba ulayishe kulowo wesifazane omncane ngezisindo zamahhala zokuxoxa kancane ngothando. Musa. Uzokugwema njengenhlupho emini futhi, ngo-3: 30 ekuseni, cishe uzobiza amaphoyisa uma ubheka kakhulu ekuqondeni kwakhe.
Musa
... ukuhlukumeza umfana wesilisa wangaphambili. Ngenxa yokuthi ukhathele futhi ufuna ukucasula ukubona ilayisensi yakho yokushayela icasula awukho isizathu sokusebenzisa ubudlova.
Musa
... cula umculo . Awukwazi lokhu, kodwa uzwakala njenge-Britney Spears ekhishwe yi-Eminem. Iklabhu yokuzivocavoca engenalutho ayikho indawo yokugcwalisa inganekwane yakho eyimfihlo yenkanyezi.
Musa
... beza eklabhu ephuzile. Ukuzivocavoca kungase kuzwakale kumnandi esimweni sakho esingenalutho, kodwa akekho othanda ukukubona ugxila emthini wokunyathelisa . Hamba uthola i-Taco Bell, wena we-slob ephuzile.
Musa
... zama i-neon pink spandex thong yakho ne-warmer leg leg.
"Kusho uNuf.
Musa
... paki endaweni yokukhubazeka. Akekho okhona lapho ukukubona, kodwa kusalungile futhi kunamathuba onke umuntu othile okhubazekile empeleni ozofuna ukusebenzisa leyo ndawo. Ngaphandle kwalokho, ukukhubazeka kanjani ukupaka endaweni yokupaka esiseduzane uma usuzogijima ngamamayela ayisithupha ku-treadmill noma kunjalo?
Musa
... zama ukweba imishini. Ngokuqinisekile, kungaphakathi phakathi nobusuku, kodwa umfana wesilisa wangaphambili uzokuqaphela wena nokudakwa kwakho kwesikhumba esisisindo esingaphambi komnyango wangaphambili. Ubusuku ejele ngeke kukuthande kumphathi wakho.
Musa
... yeqa ukuqeqeshwa kwakho ngoba nje usebenza amahora amancane. Sebenzisa ngokunoma yikuphi isikhathi okudingeka ufunde ngalo.