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Abagijimi bahlanganyela ngokubambisana ngezibopho ezikhethekile futhi ngezinye izikhathi babe nemikhuba, imikhuba, noma idiosyncrasies kuphela abanye abagijimi abangakuqonda. Uma ungumgijimi, ungase ukwazi ukuqonda noma ukuqonda ezinye zalezi zincazelo.
Uyazi ukuthi ungumgijimi uma ...
- Umcabango wakho wokuqala uma ubheka isibikezelo sezulu samasonto onke ukuthi, "Ngingayithola nini lapho ngigijima?"
- Unempahla eminingi egijima kunezingubo ezivamile emgqonyeni wakho wokuhlanza.
- Ulahlekelwe i- toenail . Futhi utshela abantu, "Akusikho okubi lokho."
- Ushaya uma abangewona abagijimi bebuza ukuthi, "Ngakho-ke le marathon ihlala isikhathi esingakanani?"
- Une-drawer egcwele izindondo nezinye izinkumbulo zomhlanga ongaqiniseki ukuthi ungenzani.
- Ungena ku-Starbucks kaningi ukuze usebenzise indlu yokugezela kunokuthenga ikhofi.
- Awusayikuhlekisa ngamaphakethe e-fanny ngoba ibhande lakho eligijima libukeka lifana kakhulu (nakuba lipholile) komunye.
- Unayo umugqa kusabelomali sakho "ukukhokhelwa komncintiswano womncintiswano / ukuhamba komjaho".
- Usebenzise i-T-shirt yomhlanga omdala ukugeza imoto yakho, ifenisha yothuli, noma uhlanze enye into.
- I-treadmill yakho inezinkulungwane ezingaphezu kwayo kunemoto yakho.
- Uthola isimemo emshadweni futhi uzicabange ngokuzenzakalelayo ukuthi yiluphi umjaho lolo suku oluzophikisana ngalo.
- Unamaphupho mayelana nokubonisa umncintiswano owephuzile noma ungagqoki izingubo.
- Awunamahloni ukugqoka i-spandex.
- Abathengisi esitolo sakho sendawo esisebenza nabo bayazi ngegama.
- Uyazi ukuthi ungathatha kanjani indebe yamanzi esitokisini samanzi ngaphandle kokuchofoza kuso noma uchithe konke.
- Okungenani elinye lamagama wakho womsebenzisi webhusayithi noma amakheli e-imeyili anegama elithi "run" noma "umgijimi" kulo.
- Uthola injabulo lapho i-swag yomncintiswano yikhiphethi lobuchwepheshe (hhayi likotini).
- Uma othile ekudlula ngesikhathi sokuqeqesha, ucabanga ukuthi uhamba ibanga elifushane kunakho.
- Awuboni ngokuhamba ngamamitha angu-26.2, kepha ngezinye izikhathi uzizwa sengathi ude kakhulu ukushayela.
- Uma uzwa ingoma ohlwini lwakho lwadlalwayo oluselayo kumsakazo, ngokushesha uzizwa uthanda ukugijima.
- Ukhetha ama-marathon amabhayisikobho ama-marathons ama-movie.
- Awuzange ucabange ngomgwaqo owushayela ngaso sonke isikhathi njenge-hilly uze ugijime kuwo.
- Isikhathi esiningi kuphela amaphrojekthi omkhaya akwenziwa ngesikhathi sokuphumula noma ukuhlunga kobuhlanga.
- Uvame ukubuza, "Uphi umjaho wakho olandelayo?"
- uyazi ukuthi i-band yakho ye-siotibial ikhona kuphi.
- Awusayikuzonda i- port-a-johns . Eqinisweni, kube nezikhathi lapho ujabule kakhulu ukubona eyodwa.
- Ugqoka iwashi lakho elisebenzayo ngisho nalapho ungasebenzi. ("Iyafana, kulungile?")
- Uke waba nezicathulo zakho ezigijima izinyanga ezintathu futhi wazi ukuthi sekuyisikhathi sokuzifaka esikhundleni .
- Uchitha isikhathi esiningi ucwaninga imizila egijima kunezindawo zokudla zendawo lapho uvakashela edolobheni elisha.
- Uzowela imigqa eminingi yombuso ukuze ugijimise umjaho.
- Ukwamukelwa kwe-physiotherapist yakho yomzimba kukuzwa ngomsindo wezwi lakho efonini.
- Uyazi ukuthi imakhilomitha elilodwa ukusuka emnyango wakho wangaphambili (kunoma iyiphi indlela).
- Uyakwazi ukupela kahle nokubiza i-plantar fasciitis.
- Unamakhosi amaningi okusebenza okhethiwe kunokugqoka amasokisi.
- Isisombululo sakho sokuzwa ukhathele ukuhamba.
- Ufezekise ubuciko bama rocket rocket.
- Uhlale unomncintiswano wakho olandelayo ekhalendeni.
- Ukugijima kwakho ngezinye izikhathi kuyinde kunokuhamba kwakho emsebenzini noma esikoleni.
- Amaqembu wakho osebenzayo azi okuningi mayelana nemisebenzi yakho yomzimba kunezinye zakho eziphawulekayo.
- Uthola umhawu uma ushayela emotweni yakho bese udlula abagijimi.
- Uchithe isikhathi esiningi ucwaninga i-watch egijima kunokwenza imoto yakho.
- Ufuna ukukhala noma ukujezisa udokotela wakho ebusweni lapho ekutshela ukuthi awukwazi ukugijima amasonto amabili.
- Ujabule ngosuku lwakho lokuzalwa olulandelayo ngoba lisho ukuthi uzoba eqenjini elisha emidlalweni yemigwaqo.
- Uthayipha izingubo eziningi ezisebenzayo kunezingubo zokugeza uma uhamba eholidini.
- Unalo uhlu lwengqondo lwamazwana ozonda ukuzwa kusuka kungewona abagijimi.
- Uma uzwa igama elithi "bib", ucabanga ngenombolo yomjaho, hhayi ingane.
- Uchitha imali engaphezulu ekusebenzeni izingubo kunomsebenzi noma izingubo ezingavamile.